Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Uhhh How should I feel about this?


AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I have to go on a road trip for 10 days, with the bad part of my family, in the smallest usable car we own. We are going to CA aka Sacramento,California. I will be in very uncomfortably close quarters with my 4 year old sis, 54 year old mum, and my 58 and very short tempered dad, in his 4 door pick-up. My bro is going to be @ home taking care of my cats, and hopefully having a PARTY!! with his bf Ben. I will have no actually edible food, (how can you call my candy stash I got from my bro food?) and will be forced to eat whatever funky shit that they "cook" up. Well.... At least I will do some serious weight loss, BYE BY!! baby fat!! Oh, and the only things I will be able to do during this trip are:
A:read the complete book of adventures by Sherlock Holmes (very interesting)
B:read tom clancy's best and most remarkable book, (and very BIG) THE SUM OF ALL FEARS!!!!MUHAHAHAHAHAH
C:read varies boring...Assorted novels....(im getting bored thinking about them!)
can you tell I have next to nothing to do yet???
D:write several very long letters that aren't to anybody about how my world is full of shit extra...
E:write entrys in my travel journal.... basic entry;THIS trip IS fucking BORING!
F:earn the G. S. travel badge..... another yawn (are YOU getting bored yet?)
G: count cars...
H:give random people the finger?!??!?!?!? uhhh, just kidding????
I: sssslllleeeepppp the best idea ive thought of yet!
J:stare at clouds\doodle what I see oh, wait there isn't anything to see!!! (come on! desert sand, rocks, the road, and cactuses don't count!)
K: listen to the rain\the classical music CD that my parents have been playing for hours!!!!!!!
L:actually take in what my parents are saying, even though 80% is mind numming bull...SHUDDER
M: play with my downs sis, ummm I cant....uhhh because she will HOPEFULLY be asleep!
N:well I think you get the basic picture!!

Well, if that all wasn't bad enough, we are most definately not staying in hotels. OHHH NOOOO. Apparently they are "evil"!!!!! WE will have to sleep in my dads BOAT!!!! IN THE FREEZING COLD!! And if I ever have a hope of having more of a cleaning than some baby wipes, I have to some how shower in a bathing suit at a (dads favorite)KOA campsite!!! and i sincerely doubt that they bothered to install dividers or curtains ewww, I hope I don't accidentally see any obese ladies....ewwww I will have nightmares for months!!(not really, or at least I hope not!) Changing in the PE locker room was ok.... at least when Omi remembered to put on a bra!!! shudder...
well, I up date ... by the way, we were supposed to leave yesterday!! hehehheee (hey, it wasn't MY doing, it was my mom!!)